presenting: things sara shouldn’t name her baby

  • gene

    the much maligned Pilot Inspektor.

  • pulpot
  • spike
  • uvula
  • cody
  • sandwich
  • lucifer
  • brick
  • soupy
  • crazy old maurice
  • chauncey (either was or should’ve been the name of that dog in Pocahontas)
  • igor
  • mort
  • balki bartokomous
  • thor
  • keith

unusual names that i would nevertheless support:

  • kermit
  • laszlo
  • fidel
  • ebenezer (100% primed for a comeback)
  • atticus (though i’m kind of holding that one in my back pocket for myself)

the perfect name:

  • squatsy the gnome
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3 thoughts on “presenting: things sara shouldn’t name her baby

  1. I was thinking balki bartokomous oberg had a really good ring to it. True story: if my parents had a boy my dad wanted to name him Buck, Buck Duiven. I’m pretty sure that’s why the universe didn’t grant him a son. Nevertheless he’s been advocating for Buck Oberg. sigh.

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